I bought my son some new shoes last week. They were size 10.
I bought my daughter some new shoes last week. They were size 9.
I bought my son some new shorts this week. I tried the boys' department first, but nothing there fit him. Turns out, he wears a men's size 28.
I bought my daughter some new pants last week. They were size 14.
My son answered my phone today and a very close friend of the family seriously mistook him for his father.
I gave my daughter a hug this morning and realized that her head just barely fits under my chin.
I gave my son a hug this morning and we were the same size.
The boy is only 13. The girl is only 10. Needless to say, we are going through a lot of food around here right now.