Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Things I Never Thought I'd Say #352, #353, #354

"No swords at table."

"No, you may not threaten your sister with weaponry."

"No, you may not use the hatchet right now, or whittle with a hatchet, or whittle in the house. And you most certainly cannot whittle right now, with a hatchet, in the house. We have schoolwork to do."

What do I do with this boy?

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